Before I get into the bits you guys actually want to hear about, listen to the sad tale of Fenoxo and his 5 Mb/s download speed (and 0.5 Mb/s upload speed!) I’ve wasted hours on this shit today, and it seems the signal quality from my ISP is just garbage. The poor Mediacom tech who had to listen to me bitch clearly knew less about this stuff than I did, and I won’t have a tech out to look at my ‘net until Thursday at the earliest.

If it’s anything like last time, things will mysteriously start working better just before they arrive again. That or they’ll get here and not be able to do anything. But that’s fine, the free market is working! I have tons of other options for ISPs, like getting a wireless hub from verizon with constrictive data limits and extra exemptions from Net Neutrality! Oh, and added expense. Or I could get some slow-ass DSL. Personally, I prefer DSLs on bimbos.

As you might expect, progress on Paige today has been… scarce. I’ve got to wrap up a few odds and ends for payroll, then I’m going to give in and call AT&T for some DSL, I think. Maybe it’ll suck less.

0.7.78 Changelog:

• More checks for catching diseases like the “Sneezing Tits” and “Furpies” have been added.
• Various bug fixes.

New Since Last Public Patch:

0.7.77 Changelog:

• Kaska and Captain Khorgan have been added to Gastigoth.
• Busts for Kaska, Captain Khorgan, and Tamtam have been activated in prison.

Just a small one for now! Enjoy!

0.7.74 Changelog:

• Krym the Stormguard Valkyrie has been added to Uveto. Her camp can be found out in the wilds, complete with unlockable fast travel point (assuming you can beat her 3 times in a row). She might be tuned a little TOO hard for a level 9 enemy right now. Feel free to let me know in the comments!
• “Low Blow” can no longer stun robots without genitals. No more crotch-kicking turrets to stun them!
• New Item for sale in the Entite: Whiff-o-Wisp, a trippy but amusing little item.
• New busts: Shelly by Adjatha, Cruff by Shou, Female Raskvel by JayfireGrowlithe. (Krym already has a bust too!)

Considering the next thing on my submission backlog is 260 pages (Paige), so I think I’m going to keep poking at my employee backlog for a bit and tackle the space jail next. Wooo!

Fen out!

0.7.72 Changelog:

• Some bugfixes Jacques00 whipped up have been pushed out.

0.7.71 Changelog:

• Two new busts were added, both for Savin’s latest quest.
• Savin’s latest sidequest was added to the game. It’s a short and simple mission on Mhen’ga to retrieve the hard drive from a downed Satellite. Comes with one new combat encounter, one new weapon, and a new sex scene.

More work to come tomorrow! (Kaithrit business-guy by Adjatha)

Time to wipe the politicking off the front page with some lovely new content for you all.

0.7.70 Changelog:

• A new shop has been added to the game, written by SoAndSo and coded by UpcastDrake. At present, it offers no new items but some… mind-bending content.
• Riya has a small but brutally difficult quest available if you want to find out why the brass puts up with her racist shit. Written by Franks, of course.

That’s it from me for the weekend. I think I’m gonna step away from the smutcave till Monday, so don’t expect to hear much from me till then. Ciao!

At right: some lovely fanart by JayfireGrowlithe. Those rasks’ll getcha!

0.7.68 Changelog:

• Azra’s expedition on Mhen’ga is now live. It’s a small quest with two fights geared toward level 3 players.
• Azra’s “Samples” menu has been added, though only after completing the Mhen’ga quest. It allows interactions with some rescued flowers – utilized reused texts from Holli’s early form in CoC.
• New busts: Dane (by JayEcho), and Kaska (by Adjatha)
• Many minor fixes and edits courtesy of Jacques00.

There’s likely plenty of fucky problems in this bunch of combat. It’s my first time coding multiple enemy fights myself (Gedan did all the others), and I can already think of a few edge cases for things I did not test.

(Art is Dane by JayEcho.)

0.7.63 Changelog:

• New story from HugsAlright: Stolen Goods (posted one post below & linked in the fiction section!) It can drop on Tarkus or Myrellion.
• New story from QuestyRobo: Tentacle Trouble for Turned-on Tanukis. It can drop on Myrellion.
• New threesome encounter with crew Anno & Gianna in the barn on New Texas. For male & hermaphrodite PCs. It was the lovely little confluence of being something I wanted to write and a belated birthday gift for Savin.
• Some fixes for bimbo tech specialists not properly using the calculated “bimbo intelligence” on all skills.
• Goo Armor exposure settings have been added.
• Dumbfuck & Sneezing tits should now synergize.
• Various other small tweaks and fixes.

Art of Gianna and Anno grabbed from one of BarretXIII‘s stream commissions last night. Such great timing!

I wrote about 2,000 words of Azra stuff this morning for her first expedition and set up. It’s going to involve fighting a naleen pair in a group fight with her, then fighting a nine cunt-tailed zil while she harvests some flowers. I got about 1/2 of the combat texts for the naleen pair done. I also got some coding done on her, putting her and her talk scenes into the game.

0.7.62 Changelog:

• A preview of Azra is in game. She’s very limited and only really good for talking at the moment. Let me know what you think about how I have her rigged up!
• Chrissy has busts from Shou & Adjatha now! Perks of having a submitted character added to the game right around your birthday. Congrats, HugsAlright!

(Chrissy’s Shou bust pictured at right!)