Finally, a patch! I cranked pretty hard this week getting all my ducks in a row for this patch, and I was thrilled to discover that we had even more delicious content coded in piping-hot from Leek. Check out the overly detailed patch notes below for a look at what’s coming in the patch, or look at the giant dragon dick-girl on the right if that’s more your speed. (More pixels are included in the Patreon and SubscribeStar posts!)

0.9.059 Changelog:

• [Public] The Tainted Rusher is now available for all.
• [Backers] Emese, the cat mommy (written by Doots), can be found on Uveto’s main street. (Leek)
• [Backers] Sisterly Ruuing by William: With both Anno and Syri as crew members, and after both have acquired their maid costumes, players with a penis can trigger a new random event by simply boarding their ship in which the two Dornas tempt you with the prospect of domming them both in bed. Which of the two siblings gets to be first? (Leek)
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  Adjatha makes the most drool-worthy art.

  [Backers] New encounter on Phaedra: the Kihan Armature. It happens in a specific location on the way northwards in the east half of the map. This peaceful encounter will give you a little lore and set you up for the next piece of content…

• [Backers] New NPC: Syne! After encountering the Armature in the wastes, Syne will be added to the random encounter table. She will give you a chance to help her out with a little problem she has: a mega-varmint inside a crashed ship with valuable data.
• [Backers] New Micro-Dungeon: The Crashed Ship. This small dungeon features some puzzles, a fight with a nasty beastie, and the chance to get the ultimate in optional loot: sweet cologne.
• [Backers] New Rooms: Phaedra’s first explorable area has been fully charted out for exploration. Room descriptions are still pending.
• New Systems: Irradiated (and Heavily Irradiated) rooms, that can be protected against with airtight armor or armors tagged with the new “Rad Hardened” flag (not on any items YET). Radiation reduces all your stats by one when entering a square afflicted with it (more for heavy radiation). The effect is cured by your enhanced immune system at a rate of 1 point an hour, though at the expense of picking up a point of taint for each point of radiation damage healed.
• You can no longer rest or sleep in irradiated areas.
• Other actions or event procs that occur in radiated areas will not negatively penalize you. Radiation only applies with movement, as stacking up a huge debuff because you procced an autofellatio event would be hellaciously unfun. We’re here for fun, not gritty simulation.
• Fixed a number of crash bugs related to recent code refactoring work. (Jacques00)
• Fixed some navigational oddities and button updates connected to the Mail and Level Up screens. (Jacques00)
• Added new parameter to control the image offsets via the manifest. This lets us control the position where the image is visible within the image boundaries (not physically cropping, but visually cropping the image)–useful for the combat layouts. So far, only one bust uses this, but we can add it to more busts, where applicable. (Jacques00)
• The Level Up screen have some visual improvements. New additions will have a highlight color for the text and new/unchosen perks will have a color strip on the side of their level numbers. (Jacques00)
• Perks on Level screen will display “Locked” for locked perks to preserve the “sense of achievement”. All unlocked perks can now be clicked on to display the perk’s information at any time. (Jacques00)
• Added a receipt printout on the Level Up prompt so the user can review all the changes before they confirm. (Jacques00)
• User can now Accept the level up to obtain the auto-gained class perks without needing to change the other stat and perks first. (Jacques00)
• Minor updates to the piercing menu for better clarity. (Jacques00)
• Cleaned up several items that had redundant defines for attackVerb and unused stat blocks. (Jacques00)
• lowercase_donkey scurried through the code trying to bring us up to proper standards and cleared a bunch of bugs in the process.
• lowercase_donkey broke and subsequently fixed a bunch of creature description functions.
• Fixed a crash related to cumflating pregnant PCs. (lowercase_donkey)
• Fixed the mouse mechanic not appearing in Zheng Shi. (lowercase_donkey)
• Extensive typo fix for a weird pattern: “Your scratch your nose.” (lowercase_donkey)
• Fixed a vagId issue in Cackler. (lowercase_donkey)
• Deployed a fix for Azra laying pipe in the text (“|”). (lowercase_donkey)
• More work on getting a consistent palette of colors to pass around to places players can choose colors. (lowercase_donkey)
• Spelling and text fixes for lots of Phaedra scenes. (lowercase_donkey)
• Narc italic fix.(lowercase_donkey)

The update – she cums!

…is it too late to rebrand after the javascrypt conversion?

Gedan gave me a poke this morning to indicate that another big ol’ batch of bug fixes was ready, so lets get right into the meat and potatoes of it.

0.9.053:

• [CRITICAL ALERT]: It has been discovered that saves made in this patch will not load. We will deploy an update ASAP to resolve this. We recommend holding off on this patch for the time being.
• [New Public Content] Penny Pirate Suck! It’s now possible to have the Cyberpunk Cheetah Pirate suck off your loyal futanari cumslut (or bimbo) fox, written by Fenoxo, coded by Fenoxo, Fenoxo’d by Fenoxo.
• [New Backer Content] It is now possible to take Anyxine on a date.
• [Now Public] Anno can introduce you to a trio of kitty cats when boarding your ship at Tavros station once you have met Urbolg, adding a new repeatable fap scene. (William & Leek)
• [Big Fix] Several Perks that were intended to make permanent adjustments to the players resistance stats (Tough, Tough 2, Helldiver, etc) were not actually applying the modifications due to Javascript being Javascript. 0/10 coding language, do not pass go, do not collect 200 bikini babes (or bros). This should be fixed now, with old saves being properly upgraded to have the correct values applied. (Gedan)
  • Also Helldiver’s perk text has been updated to correctly state “burning” damage instead of “thermal”. Note the old text may be stored on old saves. (Fenoxo)
• [Semi-Big Fix] Order of post-combat events should be corrected so that the screen properly clears and doesn’t append your victory (or defeat) text directly onto the enemy appearance text.
• The Tainted Rusher’s encounters now require you to experience the previous planet’s encounter before running into them on the next planet – this should address inconsistencies in the events where scenes would act like you recognized before you even met them, and guarantee proper continuity of their content. (Jacques00)
• Shower jerkoff options have been further unfuckulated. (Gedan)
• You can no longer use the Prostitute Pro to commit fraud on Breedwell. (DrunkZombie)
  • To prevent an infinite money exploit, Steeles can no longer use Breedwell Pods with an implanted Prostitute Pro.
• If the player is flying, they will no longer pancake on the overpass during Feruze’s fight, and will instead zip out of the way. (Fenoxo)
• Fixed incorrectly gendering enemies who cannot reach you while you are flying. (Fenoxo)
• Fixed Bianca’s icon appearing on Myrellion even during her off hours. (lowercase_donkey)
• Fixed the Easter Zaika’s bust being broken, and numerous typos. (lowercase_donkey)
• Somebody did a find & replace across the codebase to remove “public” from the code – something that would frequently appear before function definitions in flash but doesn’t need to be there nowadays. It ate a lot mentions of republics, etc in the Codex articles. This has been corrected. (lowercase_donkey)
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  SteeleTech turrets may not be the best turrets, but they’re efficient, durable, and highly-repairable with minimal power tools.

  Work on fixing hard crashes related to custom busts & image gallery code. (Gedan & Jacques00)

• Taking the Tainted Rusher’s virginity is now tracked. (Jacques00)
• Tainted Rusher combat texts should support non-PC targets. (Jacques00)
• Made some under the hood changes to how Tainted Rusher bust displays are called to support future art. (Jacques00)
• The weapon output for ship combat has been converted to a proper table layout. (Jacques00)
• Adjusted appearanceWornCollar() in appearance to only show on the player character’s appearance output. (Jacques00)
• Fixes for temporary color values in game. (Jacques00)
• All [pc.Name] parser calls should be changed to [pc.name]. This will not force uppercase on name output for those who want to have a lowercase name. Personally I (Fen) had done this intentionally because I figured a fair number of players might just type in a name without worrying about proper casing, but I suppose some players also want to be able to further dehumanize their characters. (Jacques00)
• lowercase_donkey did a lot of find & replacing of formatting things for eslint.
• Reviewed and updated all race() checks and simplify to raceShort() (or isAusar(), isCat() or isDog()), where appropriate. (Jacques00)
  • Adjusted some race outputs. * The “horse” and “demon” races should now be “equine-morph” and “demon-morph”, respectively.
  • The “amazon” “race” output should slightly vary based on gender.
  • Race output override moved down slightly to better accommodate any prefix/suffix changes.
  • The stripped-down version of myr races (red, gold, orange) should now be “myrmydion”, so it’ll be easier to find all variants of the race with raceShort, and the specific race with a race().indexOf().
  • Many instances of Terran have been replaced with human.
• Re-added in cowScore() for checks that only want the cow score value without the added bovine score. (Jacques00)
• Updates to the quest log. (Jacques00 & lowercase_donkey)
• Some accessories incorrectly gained boot icons. This has been rectified. (Jacques00)
• Numerous other smaller fixes, tweaks, changes, and find-and-replaces. (THE TEAM <3)