The title says it all. I don’t actually have that much to report, though. Gedan and I did some work to get the long overdue credits screen up and working, which meant paging through something like 1,500 form replies from the Offbeatr polls and compiling the results into a single spreadsheet. For Patreon backers, we’re still waiting on Patreon to fix their API setup so we can more easily get the data that we need.
I also wrote a little bit for Emmy, but I hate it and am going to feed it the white-hot furnace that is the delete command, that it might be born anew, rising from the ashes like a phoenix (that doesn’t suck, because who wants a blowjob from a beak?)
Stay chill!
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*Gasp*… They liiiiive! Or they might be lying and they’ve been turned into zombie slaves and Savin was behind all and plans to take over the world thus turning us all into zombies then make us do weird things for some sick amusement! Meanwhile FenFen is just controlling things from the shadows all along while Gedan laughs which means they weren’t zombies to begin with, but they just pretending and-*ded*
Knowing Savin, they’d be cum-eating zombies. COVER YOUR LUGNUTS, BOYS!!
Cum-SUCKING, thank you.
Same diff, really.
I can see this as a new race or something. For a quest, maybe.
I’ll haply get in line for the blowjob giving bird.
And I’ll happily call you stubby.
And I’ll happily cite FS’s Hermaphrodite Gryphon double herm sex scene.
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Go play “Flexible Survival”, it’s… actually difficult to not come across with how common a MOB the ‘Hermaphrodite Gryphon’ is. Plus, it helps to broaden your horizons by playing other games too. Just know it can take at least two runs to see even a good chunk of all the game has to offer, more if you want to see some of the specific “Lock In” transformations’ endings.
Someone’s never had a beakjob.
Beaks ain’t my thing, thankyouverymuch.
And I thought that you would have been first in line to try;)
You aren’t dead?! Larry, Darryl, and Darryl owe me my dollar back.
I guess I’m the only Newhart fan…
Hi, I’m Larry. This is my brother Darryl, this is my other brother Darryl.
Man, I love that show. George, Kirk, and Larry, Darryl, and Darryl were my favorite. I’ve always enjoyed old sitcoms (I’m only 21). Green Acres will always be my favorite, though.
It’s funny how you guys go away for a few days/weeks, yet there are people who still wait for the game Cube World to update.
are you sure your alive? you might be dead, ghosts. or even demons.
Hey guys I know it’s random but what’s JimT up to, I’ve haven’t heard any mentions of him in ages?
I think he’s mostly on vacation. I did just code some new Vahn stuff from him, though.
Oh cool, thanks Savin
>that doesn’t suck, because who wants a blowjob from a beak?
You’d be surprised.
Nah, beakjob is fine. That wouldn’t be the weirdest fetish in that game.
“A bird is fine too”?
New Vahn? Cool, anyway does anyone know if Emmy can be a future crew member or is she stayin on Myrellion?
Beaks are one of the least erotic things, IMO.
I agree.
Small plothole, during the Bess event (can’t remember the number) where they talk about Graviball, Steele explains that its a cross between association football and volleyball. But when talking to Vahn he says the he plays Point Guard. Just a small detail, left me wondering though.
I don’t know much about sports, but couldn’t Point Guard just be a name of a position and being a cross between association football and volleyball be the actual mechanics? The position names and the mechanics don’t necessarily have to make sense from a real world perspective. A rose by any other name as they say. Whoever invented the game (in universe) could have just been messing around as well.
I think it is.
But in the case it’s not, there’s no need to activate autism mode, for me at least.
I just noticed my post doesn’t actually say anything. I mean the position and the association.
Well, I DO have Asperger’s Syndrome, a form of autism. Luckily for me, people with Asperger’s tend to have average to above average intelligence.
A blow job from a firebirds beak…… that sounds rather painful. Need to add some asbestos condoms to one of the stores for this. Maybe even an asbestos fetish suit. Just thought I’d throw out an idea for you.
P.s. I absolutely love this game!!!!!! I’m so with my Backer membership!!!!!