This is not an April Fool’s joke. I’m not doing one this year (aside from the pre-programmed parser shenanigans I left in).

I’ve been thinking about this for a while, and I think for the rest of the month, all TiTS patches are going to be public builds. We’re dealing with a (hopefully) once in a lifetime situation where the whole world is stuck inside. The least I can do is provide everyone with the most recent version of my insane little fantasy world for free.

I did want to hold off on the next patch until I got these bimbo Kiro scenes finished, but the second one passed the 7,000 word mark today, largely owing to the fact that I wrote in some fun for almost every recruitable NPC I’ve ever written (and NPCs I intend to have recruitable). Some actual editing is going to happen, even if I have to do it myself, and then hopefully I can drop them in a patch by tomorrow night or the night after, productivity depending.

0.8.068 Changelog:

  • Status effects should all be centered.
  • Lumi’s first expansion has been added! Includes such fun options as double-headed dildos and giving her Throbb!  Also the stuff you do with her can mess with your head a bit… (Written by Skom, coded by DrunkZombie)
  • Tarkus now houses a Sydian “c-boy” – that is to say, a male without a penis. (Written by GothPastel and coded by gena138) Be higher than level 6 and make sure you’ve met male & female sydians, then you can encounter him.
  • The 33 lust requirement to participate in most sex scenes should be removed, courtesy of Gena138.
  • Sera now sells an extremely expensive but also quite reliable dick enhancement item: Dicksprout. (Written by TheBiologist, coded by Somebody Else Entirely)
  • A number of Dhaal’s rooms got descriptions.

Stay safe as safe as you can out there!

(Heartnoxo by Bee!)