Hey guys, I’m not dead, but things have been slow. Fucking around with Parsers didnt really give me much to show off, and with Gedan busy in the backside of fenoxo.com, we haven’t had her piling in new, exciting stuff for you guys to do.
In addition, my fiancee hurt herself at work a while back and got a month-ish off for physical therapy. As you all can imagine, I snagged a flight up to the great white north to spend a week with her. I’m up there right now, actually.
I still managed to write 1,300 words yesterday. I think if I can get time today, I’ll do some more work on parser stuff and try to get a build out in the next day or two.
Also, Gedan’s work on the blog’s backside is nearing fruition. Word is we can do automatic integration with Patreon or Old Offbeatr pledges here in the future, assuming everything works fine.
…now I have 100+ email chains to read and answer.
I wonder how many “not dead” or “not dying” post have been made in the history of this blog. Didn’t we just get over Savin not dying?
“Not Dead” is my default I go to when I haven’t posted in a bit for whatever reason.
I wouldn’t say “got over” yet.
I just recovered myself a few days ago (probably still infectious) so you have my best wishes.
would have said something sooner but felt like a dick for being silent for like 2 days after i read the post.
…I’m sorry, I keep trying to read the page (and I’m sorry about your fiancee before I forget), but that little dog is just too cute. With the hard-hat, and the hole, and the smile…
…Sorry, were we talking about something?
I saw it on reddit and HAD to post it. 2cute.
In glad to hear things are going ok, sorta. I’m sorry to hear about fiancee, I hope things get better soon ?
Out of curiousity, what subreddit?
I think photoshop battles? It just popped up on my front page.
yep, found it ty 🙂
I susupected that it might be something like that. Hopefully, you posting pictures of adorable safety advisor dogs with weird moon runes means that the situation isn’t too bad.
Best of luck and speedy recovery to your fiancee.
Those aren’t runes. They’re Japanese kanji. And they say “Shiba shiri hozon-kai”, or “Shibashiri Preservation Society.”
“moon runes” is a tongue in cheek term https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=moonrunes
As long as you’re fine and we eventually get some content, we’re happy. Enjoy your holiday!
Things like this remind me why I don’t have the patience for coding, thankfully my experiences gave me damn near infinite patience for others coding.
wish a speedy an healthy recovery fer your fiancee. she’s lucky lady to have some to travel to her when something goes wrong :3
Why all this discrimination against the dead?
Your bringing up a valid point. Even if Fenoxo dies eventually he’ll probably just come back as a futa-vampire/zombie.
“And I, Fen, the pumpkin king…”
I just had the weirdest vision of Jack Skellington with boobs.
You know a picture like that exists somewhere within the bowels of the internet…
Next person to say “bowels” sleeps in the bathtub.
…Wrong word, bro.
Take a bow, El.
Hope your fiancee’s physio goes well, take your time and have nice holiday
That dog…I want…
Can we get an open build soon? It’s literally been a month now.
Which “great white north”, if you don’t mind my asking?
Antarctica. Fen’s fiancee is actually a particularly amorous penguin.
Someday we are going to see a post say “Sorry I died” on April Fools
*Sorry, I Died
What do you mean by “parser”? I’ve worked in flex (fast lexical interpreter) and bison (LALR(1) parser generator) to define a basic compiler based on C/C++ grammar, so if you want to work with me on your parser send me an email.
Our parser is very simple. It isn’t really used for logic, since most writers can’t be assed to learn/test scripts they write. It basically boils down to [characterName.bodyPartToDescribe].
Most of my parser work is in making the bodyPartToDescribe functions, of which most of the work is rounding up piles of appropriate and varied adjectives/nouns to slap together in a way that doesn’t sound awkward as fuck.