It made me giggle. All credit (blame) to Night Trap.
I like big snouts and I cannot lie
you other furries can’t deny
That when a dog walks with an itty bitty waist
and a long thing in yo face
you get sprung, wanna stick out tough
cause you notice that snout was stuffed
deep in the face she’s wearing
I’m yiffed and I can’t stop staring oh
dobie, I wanna get wit’cha
and take your picture
my packmates tried to warn me
but that snout you got makes me so hornyOooh, Rump-o’-fur-skin
you say you want to get in my Benz?
Well, yiff me, yiff me, cause I ain’t no average furry
I’ve seen her pantin’, to hell with romancin’
She’s sweat, wet,
got it going like an animal vet
I’m tired of magazines
sayin’ flat face are the thing
You take the average canine and ask him ’bout
She gotta pack much snoutSo, Furries (yeah), Furries (yeah),
Has your girlfriend got the snout? (Hell yeah!)
Tell ’em to yiff it (yiff it) yiff it (yiff it)
Yiff that healthy snout!
Baby got snout! (Tavros fits with the Mhen’ga Muzzle)
Baby got snout! (Tavros fits with the Mhen’ga Muzzle)
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This will be stuck in my head for the next millennium… Fan-f*cking-tastic…
Is it wrong that i can actually HEAR the song by Sir Mixalot with these lyrics?
Same
You’re better than this, Fen
I certainly hope not. All the smut would dry up!
He really isn’t.
The worst!
BOO!! (Throws rotten tomato.)
I know what I’m bring to the next furries at con!! Sadly there has been a massive decline of them at akon, afest, and mecha
Good Lord!
Virtually every time I’ve ever heard Aleks (ImmortalHD) from the Creatures say, “What da fuck, dude?” just entered my mind and played in simultaneous unison repeatedly. I shit you not! And I’ve watched them in a nearly religious fashion since 2010.
In all seriousness, though, my hat is off. Well done, Night Trap!
I will destroy NightTrap.
(Hands hugs a sticky note.)
Note reads as follows: Do it Old Yeller Style.
It’s too late. The damage is done. More furry song parodies will be written. If not by me, then by the people I have inspired. *Slips on a furry version of a Guy Fawkes mask*
(Old Yeller style sounds extremely lewd.)
*Guy Fox
Fen, y? :gun:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Yeller_(film)
I am fully aware of what Old Yeller is a reference to. I’ve seen the movie many times. That is what makes the phrase “Old Yeller style” so lewd-sounding. It sounds like the term for tying up a rabid ausar girl and fucking her.
Then write it, see what happens. LOL.
Near-sighted song.
Bleagh, damn you spell check.
^ (Neat-o song) >_>
D E L E T T H I S
No!
*shakes head while smiling and slowclapping*
is it wrong I sang that whole thing to how it would have sounded?
Night Trap that was amazing, and you deserve some “petting”.
Goddammit all, why’d you Have To Go Do thi-QUICK NIGHTTRAP DO PINA COLADA NEXT!
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